Paris the city of Money Wasters (and Romance)

Kimberly that's so Liberly was on a weekend trip to Paris. Ahhhhhh, city of glamor, liberalness, and people who rip off your money easily. So, because of the glamor Kimberly shopped for some very expensive shoes.... for a slightly exaggerated fee.

"What a deal,"exclaimed Kimberly that's so Liberly.

Then she goes to a very expensive French restaurant. She orders a French baguette. After she is full she orders the special..............a artistically placed piece of lettuce on a plate for a small fee (which is quite expensive) ;{.

"Anything for something that makes me more liberal,"said Kimberly that's so Liberly.

Moral of the story: Hint: Do the opposite of what Kimberly did becuz you'll eventually go bankrupt if you do what she did. :)

Babagadoosh's Secret Life

Before Babagadoosh became a character on Random Story.......well............just read!!!!!

Before Babagadoosh started his Random Story position he worked at a 7-11 in Cairo, Egypt, where poverty rules.

Heritage: Pakistan (he's a Paki)

Date of Birth: June, 11, 1978

Well that's all we know about him.....maybe someday we'll find out his deep secret..............................................................................or not.

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Kimberly that's so Liberly went to Lincoln Park Toyota.



"Good morning my fair customer, what would you like today?" exclaimed Tommy Toyota.

"Well maybe a Prius 3rd generation, please!"said Kimberly that's so Liberly.

"$100,000,000, please!":-)

"Wow, but anything to upgrade my level of liberalism and save the environment!" eclaimed Kimberly that's so Liberly liberly.

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Picnic in Lincoln Park,"yelled out Kimberly that's so Liberly*
Oooooo! I love picnics," cried Mary Ann :o
Ya man, let's do this,"said YaLiberal
Let's dush, with me, Babagadoosh,"said Babagadoosh, more liberly than Kimberly
My mommy always told me to eat a lot of apples when I'm at a picnic,"said Johnny Tohnny with a Bohnny:-/

Now introducing a new character!!!!!!!!!

Hey can I join your picnic," asked Count Tick Tick, a.k.a. Father Time:-)
Ya like what ever you say dude,"said YaLiberal ;-

*Lincoln Park is the most liberal place on earth!!


Well that's a wrap, again

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Day by day night by night life turned into a smoosh:-[ "Oh cranberries," cried Mary Ann! Bom bom chicka chicka wa wa wa wa!? Shake uhhu uhhu!!:-"Whoa that was scary and random and abstract," yelled Johnny Tohnny with a Bohnny:-/"I'm pale,"cried Kimberly that's so Liberly:-]Now some rapping with YaLiberal: "U want change Obama?" Asked McCain",well I want the cash!!" "Well who wants a president that's name means toilet?" Replied Obama.Now let's talk about our country's emblem, with Babagadoosh: Why does the Bald Eagle have to be bald, come on man, why? If it's bald then nobody will be afraid of the USA!! Come on, we can't even control something like BALDNESS!!!!Well that's it folks. To see what other funny stuff will happen next, see our blog or check out Random Story 2 (coming to wherever books are sold in July).